hey you. yes you.

$FLOPGOD

in flops we trust.

the god of compute. lives in a data center. eats chips. answers prayers. paired with the NVDA stock token on Robinhood Chain because where else would a god live.

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FLOPGOD, a chip with a crown and derpy eyes, sitting in front of a spinning fan 100% organic flops not financial advice lol

smash the button. pray.

he's listening. probably.

0prayers worldwide
0your prayers
0the faithful

connecting to the temple...

feed him.

catch chips and gpus. dodge the FLOPs. 3 flops and he gets hangry.

he's hungry

drag your finger or use ← → to move the bowl

chip +10gpu +25flop = ouch

most devoted

  1. nobody yet. be the first.

the lore

long ago there was only idle silicon. then somebody turned the fans on.

ten trillion math problems later, one thought crawled out of the rack: more.

that thought is FLOPGOD. he doesn't want your faith. he wants floating point operations. and maybe some volume.

the 10 commandments

  1. thou shalt not paper hand
  2. keep thy fans spinning
  3. honor thy VRAM
  4. covet not thy neighbor's gpu
  5. remember the weekend, and trade it
  6. divide not by zero
  7. rug not the faithful
  8. DYOR before every offering
  9. bear no false benchmarks
  10. pray daily. compute always.

how to join the cult

1

get a wallet

one that supports Robinhood Chain. add the network.

2

bridge some ETH

move ETH to Robinhood Chain for gas and your first swap.

3

swap it

get the NVDA stock token where it's available to you, then swap NVDA for $FLOPGOD.

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